I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
