she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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