you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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