my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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