Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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