Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
