Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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