I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Also, beer. Big fan.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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