Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
