Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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