I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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