think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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