I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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