jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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