You don't have asthma, your pregnant
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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