I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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