Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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