People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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