There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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