The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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