As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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