is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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