yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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