Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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