Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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