so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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