you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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