Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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