She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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