Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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