I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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