I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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