I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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