Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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