He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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