Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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