She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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