I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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