I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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