My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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