Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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