When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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