I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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