The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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