Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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