Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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