hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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