For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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