We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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