i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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