absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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