You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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