i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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