Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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